You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize