Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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