if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
