I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well I just put wine in my tea
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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