Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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