that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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