I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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