I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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