I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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