But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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