So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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