North Korea, Best Korea!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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