He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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