? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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