did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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