A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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