I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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