She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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