just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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