the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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