Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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