Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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