I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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