Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
cat food counts as protein by the way
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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