This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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