Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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