bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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