How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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