okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Randomize
