Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
