Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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