i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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