Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Randomize
