At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
and you fell through a lawn chair
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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