He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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