did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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