with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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