ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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