i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.