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• (512): View more from Texas

  I pooped in a mop bucket.

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  WTF???

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  Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.

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• (718): View more from New York

  You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

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  engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit

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