Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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