Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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