can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
