Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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