he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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