i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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