if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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