Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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