Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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