were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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