I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I forget how to act sober
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize