she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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