i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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