i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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