don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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