How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When are your genitals available?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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