omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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