yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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